For the Monday Mellow Yellow Meme
Life is fun, is it not? When you can have a rubber chicken purse, why would you have anything else?
“Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox
"The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground."
- G K Chesterton
How different is a chicken purse! And such a delightful tone of mellow yellow!