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Musings from Election Primaries

Musings from Election Primaries

Poetry, Politics, Trump
I know that it’s not my place to tell But listening to you is a little piece of hell You talk on and on about things I don’t care about Everything you say I can’t help but doubt I hope all of this is over soon. You’re starting to sound like a goon Do you believe the words you say? It seems like your opinions are changing every day. I’m confused about it all And I’m afraid on your own pride you will fall I guess you’ll have one more chance To win your victory dance. Inspired by the election primaries, no particular candidate We know what the candidates we believe in think about the issues we care about. If we don’t, it often leads to feelings like I expressed in my poem. Be very clear about who the candidates are and what they are saying about the matters that matte
A Concise Annotated Commentary, Complete with Textual Apparatus, of Sarah Palin’s Endorsement of Donald Trump

A Concise Annotated Commentary, Complete with Textual Apparatus, of Sarah Palin’s Endorsement of Donald Trump

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From confidential academic sources, I have received an advance photocopy of the priceless and exquisitely fragile original manuscript of Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump, and -- after having spent countless hours over a hot keyboard and cold bourbon laboriously translating the text, often only marginally legible, from its original Aramaic and Syriac languages -- present herewith an annotated commentary on same, together with textual apparatus in aid of translating the text to modern colloquial English from the much more recondite semantic, syntactical, and semiotic conventions of archaic, middle-Bronze-Age GOPspeak. In order to preserve confidentiality, I must regretfully refrain from thanking the many people who materially assisted me ... with the notable of exception of my f