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In Defense of King Kong Kapitalism

In Defense of King Kong Kapitalism

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From time to time, I break with my progressive sisters and brothers by publicly endorsing a position which they find anathema, or at least somewhat distasteful. This is one of those times. I therefore hereby declare that I find the capitalist system of running national economies … well … tolerable, if only in the same sense Winston Churchill said democracy was the best form of government: better than all the rest, which are worse. So … in the venerable “fair and balanced” tradition of Fox News (corporate motto: “No Multi-Billionaire Conservative / Reactionary Mega-Contributor Or Muslim / Kenyan Barack Obama Hater -- For Sincerely Held Religious Reasons -- Left Behind”), I present herewith four vignettes illustrating how good capitalist enterprises can be when they are managed competently.