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The Great Skeptics’ Baking Show

The Great Skeptics’ Baking Show

"Life" Issues, awareness, Change, Chefs, Cuisine, culture, Food, Gastronomy, Great British Baking Show, Hawaii, Hospitality, humor, jokes, Laughter, puns, Satire / parody, simplicity, Uncategorized
As a chef, I am a great garage mechanic. For two reasons ... First, I have a very simple palate:  I am very much a meat-and-potatoes guy. When I find a very simple combination that I like, e.g., meat loaf and mac and cheese, I tend to stick with it. I am not prone to experimentation:  if it ain't broke don't fix it. My palate is about as sophisticated as that of the android in the first Terminator movie … and about as ravenous. Secondly, I am clumsy in the kitchen in terms of handling pots, pans, dishes, knives, etc. … basically any cooking implement. I break stuff. Listening to me in the kitchen – spare yourself the sickening spectacle of actually watching – is much like I imagine hearing the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Except not as graceful.  Nevertheless, my wife and I enjoy wa
Micro-Hands, Micro-Evidence, And Micro-Waves

Micro-Hands, Micro-Evidence, And Micro-Waves

activism, Astronomy, Big Bang, Challenge, citizenship, civics, Civil War, conservatism, Consitution, Cosmology, Creation, critical judgment, Current Events, doubt, Emancipation Proclamation, epistemology, Evidence, humor, Kellyanne Conway, Laughter, Milky Way Galaxy, news, physics, Presidency, puns, Rationality, Resistance, Satire / parody, Science, Thermodynamics, Trump, Uncategorized, Universe
It doesn't happen very often that a mere chance utterance ends up subverting the secrecy surrounding what one would have thought were the most clandestine matters pertaining to the security of the Nation. For example, there was the dropped cigar case, containing Gen. Robert E. Lee's detailed plans for the approaching Battle of Antietam, the sheerly accidental finding of which by a lowly Union Army private fundamentally altered the outcome of the battle, contributing to the Federal victory and thereby convincing President Lincoln to issue the Emancipation Proclamation. Now we have Kellyanne Conway's ill-advised oh-by-the-way reference to "microwaves" as the medium former President Barack Obama used to spy on the goings-on in Trump Tower during the run-up to the 2016 Election. Since the
What Shall We Do With The Gum Wall? Whatever We Chews!

What Shall We Do With The Gum Wall? Whatever We Chews!

Art, Challenge, Change, civics, Collage, culture, Ecology, humor, Imagination, Laughter, puns, Satire / parody, Spirituality
Would someone please be so kind as to fill in a recently discovered egregious lacuna in my general education by answering the following burning question? Why the HAY-YULL is Seattle’s gum wall a … well … why is the Seattle gum wall a thing? I emphasize "Seattle gum wall" because other cities have a different attitude and terminology for their own analogs of the gum wall, like … I dunno … “health hazard” … “quarantine zone” … “disease vector” … etc. Only in Seattle do we call the gum wall a “gum wall” and, going one step beyond, turn it into a tourist attraction instead of the environmental blight, or at least vandalism, that any rational assessment would deem it to be. But … hey! … never one to stand in the way of progress, I propose that – as long as the precedent, deranged as it is, ha